No-Touching Rule Leads To Student Protests

Students attending classes at East Shore Middle School in Connecticut are protesting a new “no-touching” rule that prevents physical contact of any type. While the rule was intended to help... Read more

Madoff’s Prison Number Wins Lotto

A New York City construction worker had a good feeling about Bernie Madoff when he saw him being marched off to prison. So he took a gamble on his prison number by buying a state lottery ticket. As it... Read more

Nigeria: Good People, Great Nation?

After years of being the butt of everyone’s joke, Nigeria has decided to try to rebuild its image. Part of their campaign will revolve around the new slogan, “Nigeria: Good People, Great Nation.” The... Read more

Senator Says AIG Execs Should Commit Suicide

You’ve gotta love a politician that says exactly what we’re all thinking, that AIG executives who took their bonuses from our corporate bail out money should just go and kill themselves. Ok,... Read more

“No Lawsuits Allowed: We’re Out Of Paper”

A court in Ohio has been crippled by a budget crisis so bad they can no longer afford paper. As a result, they cannot take criminal, civil or any other type of case. The court says it only has enough... Read more

Japan To Employ Embassadors of Cute

Japan is very well-known as the “cute capital of the world.” But just in case you weren’t sure about that, they decided to make it official by hiring ambassadors of cuteness. The three... Read more

New Headstone Stumps Groundskeepers

A headstone’s appearance in a cemetery on the Isle of Wright is causing quite a bit of confusion. No one seems to know where the headstone came from. No one even knows if the revolutionary war soldier,... Read more

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