Soccer Player Penalized For Farting

A soccer match in Manchester, England managed to set a new record for strange penalties when a player was given a yellow card for farting during a penalty shot. The reffere deemed the act to be “ungentlemanly... Read more

Man Pays Ticket In Urine Soaked Change

Note to self: Do not try to pay traffic tickets in spare change you have sealed in your urine. For one thing, the state will not accept your payment and will send your bill to collections. For another,... Read more

Some Really, Really Bad Ideas To Learn From

Bad idea #1: Don’t date someone you suspect might be downloading child porn on to your computer. Bad idea #2: Don’t do disgusting & illegal things with a dog when you’re drunk. Bad... Read more

Project Runway Star Throws Around Pussy

When you get in a fight with a significant other, you may be tempted to hit things or throw things in your apartment. But one thing you probably never want to chuck around is your pet. Unfortunately,... Read more

“No Lawsuits Allowed: We’re Out Of Paper”

A court in Ohio has been crippled by a budget crisis so bad they can no longer afford paper. As a result, they cannot take criminal, civil or any other type of case. The court says it only has enough... Read more

San Diego’s Ugliest Dog

Chomper, a boxer mix, was voted Ugliest Dog in a San Diego dog show last week. Although it sounds mean, the title is actually the greatest accomplishment at the annual San Diego Ugliest Dog Contest held... Read more

There’s Kosher Salt, Why Not Christian Salt?

A retired Christian barber has decided that Kosher salt just wasn’t good enough for him. Instead, he decided to create Christian salt by having an Episcopalian priest bless sea salt. Link Photo... Read more

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