ShamWow Guy Fights Hooker

The Smoking Gun reports that Vince Shlomi AKA ShamWow Guy was arrested after fighting a whore. Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi... Read more

Madoff’s Prison Number Wins Lotto

A New York City construction worker had a good feeling about Bernie Madoff when he saw him being marched off to prison. So he took a gamble on his prison number by buying a state lottery ticket. As it... Read more

Project Runway Star Throws Around Pussy

When you get in a fight with a significant other, you may be tempted to hit things or throw things in your apartment. But one thing you probably never want to chuck around is your pet. Unfortunately,... Read more

Japan To Employ Embassadors of Cute

Japan is very well-known as the “cute capital of the world.” But just in case you weren’t sure about that, they decided to make it official by hiring ambassadors of cuteness. The three... Read more

Ghandi’s Personal Effects On Auction

Naturally, India wants the items themselves for display in museums, but they may have to bid on the items like everyone else. All of the items above will be sold in a single lot and expected to raise... Read more

“Author Killed Lennon,” Says Total Loon

Steven Lightfoot is a bit…etcentric. So much so that he was ejected from a recent city council meeting for trying to spread the “truth” about who killed musician John Lennon. You may... Read more

Celebrity Chimp Goes Bananas, Gets Put Down

Travis, a 15 year-old chimp made famous from Old Navy and Coca Cola commercials, attacked a friend of his owner yesterday. Reports are still out as to why he suddenly lost control and mutilated 55 year-old... Read more

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