Hair Weave Stopped A Bullet

A woman in Kansas City got in a fight with her ex-boyfriend. No big deal. The woman said she didn’t love him anymore and the fight suddenly ended in him trying to shoot her. Scary, but still no big... Read more

Injured Deer Enters PetSmart

An injured deer stumbled into the back of a PetSmart yesterday. The store’s staff trapped the deer in a backroom and called a vet to come help the animal. Although the cause of the wounds are still... Read more

Overdue Book Returned After 37 Years

A library in Gavle, Sweden recently recieved a package from an annonymous sender. Inside was a book missing for over 37 years. The Gavle library said “An Essay on Liberation,” a Marxist tome... Read more

Frenchman’s Record For Not Shutting Up

62 year-old Lluis Colet, a Frenchman, just won the Guinness Record for longest speech after he talked and talked for 124 hours. His “speech,” which was seemingly more of a ramble, had no... Read more

Cock Ring Counts Your Trusts

There’s something simultaneously interesting and disgusting about a cock ring that measures your BPM or “Boinks per minute.” This could be a terrible Valentine’s Day Gift, a great... Read more