Madoff’s Prison Number Wins Lotto
A New York City construction worker had a good feeling about Bernie Madoff when he saw him being marched off to prison. So he took a gamble on his prison number by buying a state lottery ticket. As it... Read more
Octopus Floods Aquarium
A bored octopus flooded the entire aquarium it lives in the other day. She tugged on a valve that released hundreds of gallons of water. Thankfully, none of the animals were injured, but the flooring may... Read more
“Author Killed Lennon,” Says Total Loon
Celebrities, Featured, People, Politics, music · Tags: crazy, funny, john lennon, murder, stephen king, steven lightfoot
Steven Lightfoot is a bit…etcentric. So much so that he was ejected from a recent city council meeting for trying to spread the “truth” about who killed musician John Lennon. You may... Read more
Band Sticker Shuts Down Airport
Automotive, Crime, Dumb, Featured, music · Tags: airports, bombs, danger, funny, music, terrorism, threats
A bike with a sticker of popular indie band “This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb” was spotted at the Memphis airport and caused the entire airport to be shut down for a while. “We established... Read more
Muzak Is Going Bankrupt
Muzak, the company known for making that terrible elevator music turning real songs into terrible keyboard medleys without other instruments or lyrics, is filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. It’s... Read more
Injured Deer Enters PetSmart
An injured deer stumbled into the back of a PetSmart yesterday. The store’s staff trapped the deer in a backroom and called a vet to come help the animal. Although the cause of the wounds are still... Read more
Cock Ring Counts Your Trusts
There’s something simultaneously interesting and disgusting about a cock ring that measures your BPM or “Boinks per minute.” This could be a terrible Valentine’s Day Gift, a great... Read more
