Super Hero Porn Store Theif

David William Hadeen dressed in a cape and a sequined American flag hat and carried a wooden sword rolled into an adult store to rob a peice of merchandise worth over $200. When the clerk moved to stop David, he shook his wooden sword at the clerk. He was quickly arrested near the store, L’Amore Shoppe.

No word on exactly which enhancement device David stole, but damn, it must be nice if it has a $200 price tag.

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