“Author Killed Lennon,” Says Total Loon

Steven Lightfoot is a bit…etcentric. So much so that he was ejected from a recent city council meeting for trying to spread the “truth” about who killed musician John Lennon. You may be saying to yourself, “I bite, who did kill Lennon?” If so, you’ll be delightfully surprised to learn the murderer was none other than legendary horror author Stephen King.

“I’m from California.  I’m known by 10% of Florida.  I’m known by 50% of California.  I’m the man exposing the truth about John Lennon’s murder.  Stephen King, Casey Key resident, shot John Lennon.  He’s not suing me…my van says it all over the place,” said Lightfoot.  He claimed that “Stephen King is the worst criminal the state of Florida has ever harbored.”

And for the record, I’m from California and no one I know has ever heard of this guy.

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