Parrots Help A Mute Man Speak

A Massachusetts man who became mute in a car accident learned how to speak again after spending time with his pet parrots. Brian Wilson of Damascus, Md., gives credit to the birds for their determination... Read more

Man Dies After Viagra-Fueled Marathon

A man in Russia made a $4000 bet with some ladies that he couldn’t last for a 12 hour sexual marathon. With the help of a bottle-full of Viagra, he did win the bet. Unfortunately, right afterward,... Read more

Octopus Floods Aquarium

A bored octopus flooded the entire aquarium it lives in the other day. She tugged on a valve that released hundreds of gallons of water. Thankfully, none of the animals were injured, but the flooring may... Read more

Illinois Sewer Contains -Placenta!?!

Someone has been dumping placentas into the Illinois sewage system and police are not amused. They’ve called medical experts. “It was one of the weirdest calls I’ve ever received,”... Read more

Cotton Candy Can Grow Human Tissue

Scientists ma have discovered an all new, miraculous way to use cotton candy -to repair human tissues. The flossy stuff may be just right for creating networks of blood vessels within laboratory-grown... Read more

WalMart Worker Sets Himself Ablaze

A WalMart worker followed the example of the Tibetian Monks by setting himself on fire outside the store he worked at. The 58 year-old said he could “couldn’t take it anymore,” and is... Read more

Octoplets Mother Recieves Porn Offer

Witty porno names and titles aside I find it sickening to hear the octuplets mother that was recently at risk of being evicted has been offered $1 million to act in a porno movie. On top of that, Vivid... Read more

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