Cock Ring Counts Your Trusts

There’s something simultaneously interesting and disgusting about a cock ring that measures your BPM or “Boinks per minute.” This could be a terrible Valentine’s Day Gift, a great bridal shower gift and a very upsetting prescription from your marital therapist. Whatever the reason for buying it, let’s hope the numbers only start to rise. Here’s boinking at you kid.

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